Naughty Tea

The English language really is a difficult thing to learn. Just trying to understand their/there/they're could send a new learner into a coma...if they cared enough about getting it right.

Luckily for NiceSine, though, a lot of folks just don't give a damn. And that results in brilliance like the following:
Spotted in New York City's KoreaTown by K. Mattivi

First of all, when I drink bubble tea I don't suck on the tapioca.

Secondly, if I did suck on the tapioca I doubt it would be joyful.

Thirdly, well...do I even need to say it?

Crazy bananas!!!