Your Free Gift from Best Buy

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What a Confort...

Spotted at Wash & Dry Laundromat, 4724 30th Avenue, Astoria, NY

By the way, y'all are on your own with the soap Friday through Monday. And be sure to bring your fabric sofenner.

Well, Stop Rubbing It!

Spotted at 357 Spadina Avenue, Toronto, ON.

Keep your hands to yourselves, Ladies and Germs. We're back!

Cocks Comb

Spotted by Gene-Manuel on 8th Ave. & West 25th Street, NYC.

Says our submitter: "Hmmm I didn't know they made Cocks Combs and not quite sure how to use it, but I'm buying one!"

Out of Order

Wow, kiddos...it's been a while. Sorry for being MIA, but I've been collecting some precious sines for you all. And I have to thank some new contributors for sending in their gems, as well. Like today's offering:
Spotted by K. Gorum at the Pavilion Cinema, 188 Prospect Park West, Brooklyn, NY.

Hey, if toilets can be out of order, I suppose chairs can be, as well.

I bet some asshole will sit his ass in the hole, though. Mark my words. Mark them!!!

Wait...that restroom ain't for you!

From my good friend Super Weeble:

"So I was waiting on the photo line at the Yonkers DMV today, when right in front of me appeared this fantastic sign:


It appears to be a restroom specifically for men and women who have lost their right legs. And you thought the government didn't care!"

What's your purpose?

There are plenty of multi-purpose things in the world. For instance:

There are multi-purpose adhesives.

There are multi-purpose electrical converters.

There are even multi-purpose cleaners.

But multi-purpose spoons? It's one of those things that makes you go "Hmmmm?"

Spotted in Terminal 5 at JFK (not Cancun) by Super Weeble.

Well, of course, you could use a spoon as a mallet for playing the xylophone...or it could also be used as a weapon. Ur doin it wrong.